A Full-Service, Conjure Supply House

A Full-Service, Conjure Supply House

Guidelines

 

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Disclaimer

 

I'm a Root Doctor, not a medical doctor! Nor am I a

therapist or a lawyer.  

 

Any advice that I give you should be followed up by

checking with your physician and/or any other professional caregiver that you have.

Any services I render to you are spiritual in nature and as such are not recognized as being valid by our current legal system.

Any herbs, baths, teas, or any other products that I carry may have, for some small percentage of the population, some kind of allergic or other adverse reaction.

I am not a specialist in the field of assessing or treating any illness that is physical or mental.

The work I do is purely spiritual in nature. Your medical health is important and should be placed in the care of your physician, not me.

 

Please take care to study and research any and all herbs in the various products that I offer.

If a product that I sell does not have a complete list of ingredients (and many of them don't, because they are secrets of my trade), then YOU take the responsibility upon yourself of contacting me and listing any allergies you have or any medical conditions, such as diabetes, pregnancy or nursing, drugs you take that may cause reactions with the herbs I use (like MAOI  inhibitors, for instance), or any other potential problems.

If you contact me first and let me know these issues, you should have no problem whatsoever. But if you fail to alert me of potential problems, YOU assume ANY and ALL liability.

The purchase of any product or service from me, either online or in person means that you are aware of and you understand these facts.

 

I believe in what I do but legally,

I have to state this:

 

All products and services are for entertainment value only. 

 

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The one thing I would ask first is "How is your luck?" Can you never seem to be in the right place at the right time? Do strange things happen to you, seemingly all the time? If so, then you would need an uncrossing first and that alone may do the trick. If your luck is fine otherwise, then you don't need an uncrossing, you just need a ritual performed for you. 
An example of this is a client I had that wanted a love working done and so I just did it, no questions asked. Of course I did a divination that
said it was fine to go ahead and do it. But it didn't work. I was
surprised because I got what are called "signs following", meaning
that the spirits/angels involved were doing their best to help her.
But then I got an email from her telling me that she was having all
this bizarre, bad luck, one thing after another. It became very clear
to me that she was "crossed". It usually is self-inflicted but
occasionally it is a curse (rare but it happens).
 
In her case, there was REAL reason to suspect an actual curse and all the evidence supported it. But she was not ready to accept that, or perhaps she suspected I was just trying to get more money out of her, I don't know. I never met her, so it's impossible to know, as she dropped off the radar after that. Anyway, the point is that now, it's the first thing I ask, "How is your luck?". If it's fine, then we will build a plan for you, do a
reading and then if it's OK, we'll proceed and get you on track with
your goals. But if you are crossed, then no amount of love or prosperity magick is going to get you back on track until we uncross you first. 
 
The one thing I would ask first is "How is your luck?" Can you never seem to be in the right place at the right time? Do strange things happen to you, seemingly all the time? If so, then you would need an uncrossing first and that alone may do the trick. If your luck is fine otherwise, then you don't need an uncrossing, you just need a ritual performed for you. 
An example of this is a client I had that wanted a love working done and so I just did it, no questions asked. Of course I did a divination that
said it was fine to go ahead and do it. But it didn't work. I was
surprised because I got what are called "signs following", meaning
that the spirits/angels involved were doing their best to help her.
But then I got an email from her telling me that she was having all
this bizarre, bad luck, one thing after another. It became very clear
to me that she was "crossed". It usually is self-inflicted but
occasionally it is a curse (rare but it happens).
 
In her case, there was REAL reason to suspect an actual curse and all the evidence supported it. But she was not ready to accept that, or perhaps she suspected I was just trying to get more money out of her, I don't know. I never met her, so it's impossible to know, as she dropped off the radar after that. Anyway, the point is that now, it's the first thing I ask, "How is your luck?". If it's fine, then we will build a plan for you, do a
reading and then if it's OK, we'll proceed and get you on track with
your goals. But if you are crossed, then no amount of love or prosperity magick is going to get you back on track until we uncross you first. 

  Now, all that legal stuff having been said, the one

thing I would ask you first is

 

"How is your luck?"

 

Does it seem like you are never in the right place, at

the right time? Do strange things happen to you, seemingly

all the time?

If so, then you would need an uncrossing first and that

alone may do the trick. If your luck is fine otherwise, then

you don't need an uncrossing, you just need a ritual

performed for you. 

An example of this is a client I had that wanted a love working done and so I just did it, no questions asked. Of course I did a divination that
said it was fine to go ahead and do it. But it didn't work. I was
surprised because I got what are called "signs following", meaning
that the spirits/angels involved were doing their best to help her.
But then I got an email from her telling me that she was having all
this bizarre, bad luck, one thing after another. It became very clear
to me that she was "crossed". It usually is self-inflicted but
occasionally it is a curse (rare but it happens).
 
In her case, there was REAL reason to suspect an actual curse and all the evidence supported it. But she was not ready to accept that, or perhaps she suspected I was just trying to get more money out of her, I don't know. I never met her, so it's impossible to know, as she dropped off the radar after that. Anyway, the point is that now, it's the first thing I ask, "How is your luck?". If it's fine, then we will build a plan for you, do a
reading and then if it's OK, we'll proceed and get you on track with
your goals. But if you are crossed, then no amount of love or prosperity magick is going to get you back on track until we uncross you first. 

  An example of this is a client I had that wanted a love

working done and so I just did it, no questions asked. Of

course I did a divination that
 said it was fine to go ahead

and do it. But it didn't work. I was
 surprised because I got

what are called "signs following", meaning
 that the

spirits/angels involved were doing their best to help her.


But then I got an email from her telling me that she

was having all 
this bizarre, bad luck, one thing after

another.

It became very clear 
to me that she was "crossed". It

usually is self-inflicted but
 sometimes it is an actual curse

(it happens more than most people realize).

 

In her case, there was REAL reason to suspect an

actual curse and all the evidence supported it. But she was

not ready to accept that, or perhaps she suspected I was

just trying to get some more money out of her, I really don't

know. I never met her, as she was an online, distance

client, so it's impossible to know. She dropped off the radar

after that.

The point is that anymore, the first thing I ask a client

is, "How is your luck?".

If your general amount of good luck is fine, then we

can just do some spell work for you.

We will build a plan for you, do a
reading and then if

it's OK, we'll just proceed and get you on track with 
your

goals.

But if you are crossed up, then no amount

of prosperity magick is going to bring in money and no

amount of love magick is going to get you a lover. We'll

need to uncross you first. 

The one thing I would ask first is "How is your luck?" Can you never seem to be in the right place at the right time? Do strange things happen to you, seemingly all the time? If so, then you would need an uncrossing first and that alone may do the trick. If your luck is fine otherwise, then you don't need an uncrossing, you just need a ritual performed for you. 
An example of this is a client I had that wanted a love working done and so I just did it, no questions asked. Of course I did a divination that
said it was fine to go ahead and do it. But it didn't work. I was
surprised because I got what are called "signs following", meaning
that the spirits/angels involved were doing their best to help her.
But then I got an email from her telling me that she was having all
this bizarre, bad luck, one thing after another. It became very clear
to me that she was "crossed". It usually is self-inflicted but
occasionally it is a curse (rare but it happens).
 
In her case, there was REAL reason to suspect an actual curse and all the evidence supported it. But she was not ready to accept that, or perhaps she suspected I was just trying to get more money out of her, I don't know. I never met her, so it's impossible to know, as she dropped off the radar after that. Anyway, the point is that now, it's the first thing I ask, "How is your luck?". If it's fine, then we will build a plan for you, do a
reading and then if it's OK, we'll proceed and get you on track with
your goals. But if you are crossed, then no amount of love or prosperity magick is going to get you back on track until we uncross you first. 
 

 

An example of this is a client I had that wanted a love working done and so I just did it, no questions asked. Of course I did a divination that
said it was fine to go ahead and do it. But it didn't work. I was
surprised because I got what are called "signs following", meaning
that the spirits/angels involved were doing their best to help her.
But then I got an email from her telling me that she was having all
this bizarre, bad luck, one thing after another. It became very clear
to me that she was "crossed". It usually is self-inflicted but
occasionally it is a curse (rare but it happens).
 
In her case, there was REAL reason to suspect an actual curse and all the evidence supported it. But she was not ready to accept that, or perhaps she suspected I was just trying to get more money out of her, I don't know. I never met her, so it's impossible to know, as she dropped off the radar after that. Anyway, the point is that now, it's the first thing I ask, "How is your luck?". If it's fine, then we will build a plan for you, do a
reading and then if it's OK, we'll proceed and get you on track with
your goals. But if you are crossed, then no amount of love or prosperity magick is going to get you back on track until we uncross you first. 
 

Be aware in advance that I will NOT do black magick for you. I will not break up someone's relationship for you, kill anyone or make them sick, etc. I will not give you undue sway over the opposite sex. I will not help you have sex with, or have dominion over a particular person. 

 

I will help to make you more attractive, help you gain a new lover(s), get a new job, get some item you need, help you banish someone who is harmful or dangerous to you or a loved one, etc. 

 

 

Some caveats to be aware of:

 

1) I will need your full name and address for a working.

 

It has to be attached to you, so I must have that information. It must be accurate or I can't help you.

 

 

2) I have a NO REFUND policy.

 

 

 

Absolutely NO EXCEPTIONS

 

 

3)  Working with me is like going to a doctor. The doctor cannot guarantee success. All they can do is try.

 

Anyone who tells you they can guarantee success is a no good, lying sack of shit.

 

Notice I did not mince words there. The internet is FULL of scumbags and kooks who "guarantee" results.

 

Go ahead, give them a try and watch your money go bye-bye.

 

They might even think they can guarantee success, in which case they are not liars, but idiots. 

 

The very best sorcerers have maybe an 80% success rate. That's the VERY BEST. I usually bat about 60-70% and that depends on various factors.

 

What I can guarantee you is that I will do my best for you. If at first we don't succeed, we can try again with a different tactic.

 

There are plenty of mundane, ordinary, every day things you have tried in your life that didn't work the first time, right?

 

Magick is sometimes like that as well.

 

Sometimes the 3rd spell does the trick.

 

Sometimes the 1st spell works just fine. 

 

The point is this: If you have a disease, you go see the doctor. He or she gives you some tests and a diagnosis. If that diagnosis proves to be incorrect, and/or the treatments don't work, then the doctor tells you "We were wrong".

 

Then they change tactics… but you DON'T get your money back. You still have to pay for the next visits and the new treatments.

 

Working with me is exactly the same. Like the doctor, you are paying me for my time, my counsel and my services. I will do my very best to help you, but some problems may prove to be very difficult and some are even impossible. Yes, impossible.

 

Doctors can't save every patient and I can't walk on water. I will do my best for you and that is all that I can promise. 

 

 

*** Why then, would you want to use my services? If there is at best a 70% chance of success?  Well, there are several reasons. 

 

* I'm being honest with you, whereas someone else will just blow smoke up your ass and assure you that they cannot possibly fail.

 

So, working with someone honest means you are starting from a good place. Working with a con artist who assures you of infallible success, you are just throwing your money away, wasting your time and probably growing more frustrated by the minute. 

 

* I give you a slight advantage. Just like in any game, having the advantage makes you more likely to win. Are you trying to gain a new lover? OK, so that new outfit you bought... did it really guarantee you that you'd get that boy or girl of your dreams? No, of course not.

But you bought it just the same, for the advantage it gives you. In that new outfit, you feel more confident and you look more appealing (hopefully!)

I can work with you, to try to get you that extra edge... and every little bit helps.  

 

 

* Let's assume for a moment that you have, all by yourself, a 50% chance of success at achieving your goal. 

So, you by yourself is 50/50. Now, you hire me and I also have a 50% chance of success. It stands to reason that 2 people trying to achieve your goal is far better than 1. You do the math.

Of course, both of those people would need to be reasonably intelligent. But then, we're talking about you and me, here... right?! 

If my working for you succeeds, then you win. If it doesn't work, then we can try again or try something different.

 

 

* Perhaps the most important idea is this:

 

If you have me work for you, then you can honestly say that you tried EVERYTHING.

 

Don't walk around saying

 

"I just couldn't make it happen...

 

I tried EVERYTHING!"

 

You cannot honestly say this, when you have not tried working with me.

 

Let me take a crack at your problem. If it still turns out that we couldn't make it happen, then you can hold your head high, knowing that you took every action that was available to you. Being able to sleep at night is worth way more than what I charge for my services.

 

4) There MAY be a need for me to send you something like an amulet, sachet or talisman, etc. You may have some regular responsibility with it, such as "feeding" it. This usually means applying a special oil to it, or saying a prayer over it, smoking it with a certain incense, or something like that.

If you are not OK with that, you need to let me know up front, so I can plan something more "low maintenance" for you. If I tell you to follow through and you agree but you don't actually do it, then guess what? It will likely fail. 

 

 

5) Not every working pans out the way you want it to. There are NO GUARANTEES in life. I cannot promise you that what you want to happen, will happen exactly the way you want it to... or even at all. All we can do is give it a go. 

  

6) People often times simply do not recognize that something has happened. This is usually because they are looking for the miraculous when what they should be expecting is something mundane and very ordinary, something that just happens to fit their need(s).

 

Magick works along the path of least resistance, just like electricity. The answers to your problems will usually come from what seem like mundane sources, even though they were brought about by magickal means.

 

It has been said that 

 

 

 

People quite often fail

 

to recognize opportunity,

 

because when it shows up,

 

it is dressed in work clothes!

 

 

 

If I do a working for you for money, it will not fall from the sky, trust me. You will have to go out and work for it, the same as everybody else.

But the working will provide you with more opportunities to make money. The primary reason that spells fail is that the client does not follow all my instructions to the letter.

Shortcuts, half-measures and half-hearted attitudes will not bear fruit. If you take the

 

"Hey, let's just poke at it with a stick

and see if it moves" approach,

 

you will have wasted your time and money.

 

However, I still get paid... so why do I even care about any of this?

Because I want to build a roster of happy clients ,

so I can feel good about what I do. Yep, I have the selfish desire of wanting to feel good about what I do, of wanting to feel like I provide valuable service and that I am needed for this. I know... shame on me, right?

 

So, I am really only interested in working with people who will do exactly what I instruct. It 

You will know the instructions in advance, so you do get to make an informed decision.

You just can't quit halfway through the process and expect everything to work as planned. You also must realize that the Spirits I petition on your behalf... they WILL expect you to exhibit some backbone in the matter.

They will INSIST that you stand up and do some of it yourself, if you are at all capable of it.

 

No free rides,

even in the world of magick. 

 

 

6) Magick is real and it does work but there are serious karmic repercussions for the abuse of it.

Rest assured that if you lie to me, it will be found out. Say you tell me something like you need protection from a guy named Ted. You say that he's threatened you and you want him sent away.

The only problem is, Ted never actually threatened you. The truth is that you just hate him because of… well, whatever…

You need to understand that the beings I work with are not going to hurt Ted or send him away for you.

You may pull the wool over my eyes, but not theirs. The working will not "take" for you, so don't waste my time with your petty deceits, please.

This is for real people... real adults with real problems. 

 

There are black magicians aplenty out there who are willing to help you, as long as you don't mind unleashing a onslaught of evil and suffering in your life. But I am not the person you want for that. I will tell you to go away. So don't bother me with that kindergarten crap. 

 

 

7)  Keep SILENT about any and all workings. Don't talk about them to anyone! Magick works best in silence.

Even people that you think are your friends can ruin a working. Tell NO ONE.

If it is something that will be finished at a certain point, you might be able to tell people after the fact.

Example, you request a working to get a job. You get a job. After 3-6 months, you still have the job.

Well, at that point… it MIGHT be OK to tell very close friends. But I would not tell your boss or coworkers!  

If I do a working for you that helps you gain a romantic partner, don't tell them about it until you have been together for many years and the relationship is very strong indeed. Tell them too early and you may scare them away! When in doubt, keep SILENT.

 

 

8)  Follow instructions to the letter. Not all workings require you to actually do anything, but if I give you a set of instructions, then you need to follow them... as precisely as I laid them out. You might think that cutting a corner over here, or substituting something over there, won't make a difference.

 

You are wrong.

 

It WILL make a difference. If the doctor tells you to take 2 aspirin and call him in the morning, you don't take 2 Ibuprofen and then call him at noon. Follow directions. 

 

Magick works through the path of least resistance, like electricity (although they are fundamentally different, they do share this quality). So, if you want Outcome A, and it's a viable possibility, then yes, it could happen for you.

If you ask for a very limited, narrow and rigid outcome, you have a much, much greater chance of total failure. An example of a request that is too narrow is

 

"I want a job at the Y-Mart

on 2nd Street,

as Supervisor, on 1st shift...

and I want weekends off"  

 

If it's not really "in the cards" for you to get Outcome A, then the energy from the spell will die out, immediately. It will NOT seek out any other "ground" point.

The spell was programmed to a SINGLE possible outcome and when it hit a dead end, it could go no further and it dissipated. 

 

On the other hand, if you have a wide net, such as a spell with a loose wording that leaves you open for possibilities, you stand a much better chance at success.

Such a spell will keep seeking out new leads, until either it finds a suitable ground or the energy dissipates over time. An example of a well-worded spell request is 

 

 

 

"Assist me to obtain and keep a job

that gives me financial security

and a good quality of life

 

  That is a request is more likely to be honored by the Spirits.

 

The point is, that any specific request will either hit its target or die out, because it is an impossibility for it to complete its mission. 

So, a more generalized request will not try to hit Outcome A, but rather it will try to hit

 

whatever target is deemed to be

 

a suitable balance of

 

"desirable" and "pragmatic".

 

It won't go for pie-in-the-sky, because that is not practical enough. It won't go for the easiest target, because that mediocre target does not meet its programming for attaining the most advantageous and excellent target possible.

The energy (or Spirit charged with the task) will try for the nearest target that strikes a nice blend of doable and attractive. If that fails, it will seek another, easier target and so on. You end up usually getting some sort of useable result. Usually such a working at very least pays for itself and sometimes you get lucky and hit the jackpot, so to speak; and no, actual gambling is NOT recommended.

Gambling magick is not strictly off limits, unless you don't have the money for it, or you have a habit ;-) 

 

It's terribly important not to have any spiritual "Crossed Conditions" when spell work is attempted.

If spell work is done for a client who has "Crossed Conditions" (or CC), then the energy will not ground anywhere at all, but instead it will keep looping until it finally dissipates.

Curses and spirit attachments will do that to people, causing them to become some of "positive repellant" and "negative attractant".  

 

9)  If you hire me, then DO NOT hire anyone else to work magick for you as well, on the same matter.

This is important! You might think you are "doubling up on the power" but you are not…

you are only mucking it up royally, my friend. You will cause yourself problems that cannot easily be fixed.

If you want to work with another magician instead of me, fine. Do whatever you want;

I won't chase your business. I don't need to chase clients.

But realize that if you hire 2 practitioners to work on the same problem, you will most likely screw it up really bad and cause problems for yourself and possibly for the people you hire.

 

I will tell you a time frame in which your working should take place (if a time frame can be given).

For some things, there is just no timeline to be reckoned. Other things, can be expected within X number of days, weeks, or months. Check back with me if it doesn't work within the time frame I gave you. We'll try something else.

Work patiently with me and I will do my level best to help you achieve your desired result(s).

Don't expect instant results from any working. It sometimes happens that way, but usually things take time to manifest on the material plane. Usually, the Spirits are not too eager to help impatient people, anyway.

 

 

10)  If I don't need to send you anything after your working, like a talisman or a sachet or charm, then I will at least take a photo of the altar right after I am finished with the ceremony, just because your curiosity will probably get the best of you :-) 

  It is best to look at these photos only once, then delete them. Certainly do not show them to anyone else. 

 

11) All payments must be received in advance.

 

But do not pay until I give you the "go ahead", as I do a divination before almost every single working. If I do a divination and it comes up bad, I will not do the working and then I have the hassle of having to refund your money.

Usually, there is another way I can help you. For example, you ask me to help you get a job at Company X. The divination comes up bad. But then I do another reading and we determine that we can help you get an equally good (or better) job at a different company in the same field. There are multiple routes to take. But still... just wait until I give you the go ahead before you pay, because I reserve the right to say no to any request, for any reason.

So, don't pay until I tell you yes, I will do work for you. Exceptions to this are things like uncrossing kits and anything in the Magickal Store. 

 

12)  For any working related to love, please state whether you are married, divorced, single, or in a relationship. If you are in a relationship, is it open or committed? Is it a new relationship or have you been together for over a year?

Be aware in advance that I frown on adulterous relationships.

If you are involved in an affair, I will not help you, unless you are ready to stop the affair and get back on an honorable path.

I make no judgements on things like open relationships. What honest, consenting adults do is strictly between themselves. But lies are another matter, entirely.

If you are sneaking around, doing things that would hurt someone else if they knew about them, then I have no sympathy for you.

 

Honesty is courage and deceit is cowardice. 

 

Tired of waiting for that man to leave his wife? Sorry. I will not help you break him away from her.

But I can possibly help you find a good man, a man who has not already proven himself to be a cheating dog.

Realize that if he cheats on her, he'll cheat on you too. See my page called "Love Troubles?" for more info.

 

13)       You must be at least 18 years of age to have any services rendered by Thaumaturgy 777 or to take the Nascent Magician course, unless written, parental consent is given by both parents, or by the primary custodial parent. 

 

 

 

Email your inquiries about magickal workings to

 

thaumaturgy777@gmail.com.

 

Send your email ONCE only. 

 

 I believe in what I do

but legallyI have to state this:

All products and services are for entertainment value only.